Goofiez crosses Jokerz with Apples & Bananas, two modern comedy-named heavyweights, and the joke lands: orchard fruit and cream with a strange grinning funk underneath, distinctive enough to identify blind.
It documents at 20 to 25% THC on myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene. Effects are cheerful, rounded hybrid ease, sociable up front and softly heavy behind, the kind of profile that suits a room full of friends.
| Type | Hybrid |
|---|---|
| THC range | 20 to 25% |
| Flowering time | 8 to 9 weeks |
| Lineage | Jokerz x Apples & Bananas |
| Dominant terpenes | myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene |
| Grow difficulty | Intermediate |
| Ships as | Fully rooted 8-12" clone |
| Ship window | Up to 2 weeks, tracked |
Orders ship from the nursery in up to 2 weeks, tracked door to door. Every cut ships as a fully rooted clone, 8-12" tall.
The grow is 8 to 9 weeks at intermediate difficulty with even, workable structure. Ships from Clones Up at $89. Fruit-funk crosses with actual documented pedigrees are scarcer than their punny names suggest.
Goofiez ships to all 50 states as tracked nursery stock, rooted 8-12" and dispatched within the up-to-2-week window. Whether you may legally grow it depends on your state; use the ship-to checker on our home page for your rule.
Goofiez flowers in 8 to 9 weeks from the flip. Outdoor growers should plan against the top of that range and their own first-frost date, which our state pages print.
Goofiez is Jokerz x Apples & Bananas. Documented pedigree only; where a cut's background is undisclosed this manifest leaves the field blank instead of guessing.
The cut lists at $89 as a fully rooted 8-12" clone. Shipping is calculated by the nursery at checkout, and the buy button on this page goes straight to the source listing.
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