Greasy Runtz is Grease Monkey crossed into Runtz, the candy standard slicked with diesel and burnt sweetness. The name is quality control: if it does not smell faintly of a garage next to a bakery, it is not this cut.
Documentation reads 23 to 27% THC on myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene. Effects follow the Runtz arc with extra weight in the body, an easy grin front-loaded onto a heavy, contented middle.
| Type | Hybrid |
|---|---|
| THC range | 23 to 27% |
| Flowering time | 8 to 9 weeks |
| Lineage | Grease Monkey x Runtz |
| Dominant terpenes | myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene |
| Grow difficulty | Intermediate |
| Ships as | Fully rooted 8-12" clone |
| Ship window | Up to 2 weeks, tracked |
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Ship Greasy Runtz from Clones UpOrders ship from the nursery in up to 2 weeks, tracked door to door. Every cut ships as a fully rooted clone, 8-12" tall.
It runs 8 to 9 weeks at intermediate difficulty with the resin output both parents are notorious for, earning hash-room attention. Ships from Clones Up at $89. The Runtz name gets counterfeited relentlessly in seed form; the shipped cut is the audit trail.
On these manifests: High THC Marijuana Clones · Dessert Marijuana Clones
Greasy Runtz ships to all 50 states as tracked nursery stock, rooted 8-12" and dispatched within the up-to-2-week window. Whether you may legally grow it depends on your state; use the ship-to checker on our home page for your rule.
Greasy Runtz flowers in 8 to 9 weeks from the flip. Outdoor growers should plan against the top of that range and their own first-frost date, which our state pages print.
Greasy Runtz is Grease Monkey x Runtz. Documented pedigree only; where a cut's background is undisclosed this manifest leaves the field blank instead of guessing.
The cut lists at $89 as a fully rooted 8-12" clone. Shipping is calculated by the nursery at checkout, and the buy button on this page goes straight to the source listing.